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Halo: Combat Evolved - Xbox

Halo: Shooting Alien Blagards for Happy Times

I first picked up this game while visiting my fat aunt in Guangdong. Since then my relationship with Halo has blossomed. The game stands out as possibly the best game for its time ever because of reasons. The reason the story takes so long to finish is its length. I played through the game three times, with the third and final time being on legendary hardness level. Only ninety seven thousand people have completed the game on legendary, and you have to play it as if you were a sniper. Stalking someone you want to shoot. A woman, or a man possibly. The split screen multiplayer action offers fun times, with the added bonus of being able to figure out where your opponent is. I used to play this with my life partner, who subsequently ran off with a French man, hence the need to play the story mode again.