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BioShock - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals Not enough content
Awesome audio  
Engaging story  
Intense action  
Addictive gameplay  
Tight controls  
Innovative concepts  
Rapture is where I want to live!

BioShock. The name of this game is most recognizable in the Shooter category. This game delivers more than what an average human being can take. The game starts off when there is a plane crash in the ocean, and you have to swim to safety. You are introduced to the eerie-ness of the city Rapture. There is hardly any light to guide you, and you are suddenly frightened by Splicers. Splicers, essentially the most important things in the game. They provide you with items and research. You must kill them off and fight your way through. Through out the game, you enter different areas of Rapture, an underwater city and find odd and somewhat intriguing characters. The storyline in this game is AMAZING. I won't give away any key points, but I will say that the storyline is very creepy and entertaining. Your main objective is Andrew Ryan. You must get to him and kill him! But there is an even better boss in the end, but I won't spoil that. The guns and weapons you use in the game are quite fun to use. The best ones in my opinion are the Machine Gun and the Shotgun. You can upgrade weapons and make them 10x more epic. Lets not forget about the Plasmids. Plasmids are these things that include things such as fire and ice to kill the splicers with. Now, Big Daddy's. These guys are the fish bait for Little Sisters. Little Sisters are orphan girls that a lady named Tennenbaum took care of. But, have been released and Big Daddy's get them and use them as helpers. But you, the main character, must save or kill the Little Sister. Adam and Eve. Not to be confused with the famous Biblical characters. Adam gets you your plasmids, and Eve restores your plasmid energy. That is pretty much all about the game. The one thing, is that there is no multiplayer, and I wish there was some more content. But hey, who can argue with this?

Mass Effect - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals It's boooring
A not so fun game... in my book.

So I attempted to play Mass Effect, and got bored very quickly. It seems to be like any other TPS and didn't offer much to me. The graphics are great and as well is the story. But, I couldn't find myself to grab attention to the game. I got bored very quickly. The controls and customizable characters were great features. I wish I could like this game but I just can't. Call me crazy, but I just don't like this game.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Addictive gameplay  
Fantastic multiplayer  
Just plain fun  
The Game of The Century!!!!

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare has got to be the greatest shooter of all time. It has the best campaign, the very best online multiplayer, and anything you could wish for in a shooter. You can customize your weapons, and add perks. The perks allow to have a sleight advantage. Such as Stopping Power, which gives you increased bullet damage. The campaign is not repetitive at all. It has a great story to it. Plus, you never play as the same person. You are always switching back from Marines, to S.A.S., or Spetnaz. The online mode has to be the best feature of the game. It is never ending and will keep you playing for days on end. If you do not have this game already, then buy it. It is a must have game and will never get old.