User Reviews

All Reviews by SquashTheSmurf

F.E.A.R. - Xbox 360

like house of the dead and spongebob squarepants.

If you buy this game you suck.
Fear F.E.A.R.
mindless violence everywhere, and oh, yeah, it's so dang cheesy and gory.
fear sucks.

Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals  
Loads of content  
Addictive gameplay  
Just plain fun  
It's good to rule the world, just for one day.

Cavemen evolve into angry captains, plotting atom bomb attacks to cannons. Evolve through tons of years, being the spoiled brat you are, commanding troops and spy's and tons of places were you will laugh you're head off when you name a city, "My rear end." The pleasure of this game lies in the main dependance of loyalty. I usually check a game out, and put it away for a while. Nope. Sid Meier wants you to plant you're butt into the sofa for hours. So I did. And, dang it, it was good. OOH yes.

The House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return - Wii

Pros Cons
Awesome audio Not enough content
Engaging story Repetitive gameplay
Epic boss fights  
Fantastic multiplayer  
Wii zombies splatter all over the place

In house of the dead, there are usually 3 concepts. There's shoot the crud out of zombies, don't barf, and don't get killed. I don't have a problem with that, but when I tried this, It kind of was strange.
It's repetitive, and too short. They kind of are antonyms, but it worked in this review. I can't say it was better than the others, but is true to the old bloody genes of House Of The Dead, and isn't horrible.
Adventurous players will give this game a whirl, but others beware, this is a slasher game. I loved it, and if you like house of the dead, pull out a pistol and witness guts. Big zombie guts, and drench the halls in zombies!

Trauma Center: New Blood - Wii

Pros Cons
Engaging story  
Intense action  
Innovative concepts  
Just plain fun  
Dynamite. It's Old Gory TC fun.

Wow. DS had a masterpiece, but Wii has set new standards, breaking wii fit and junk like that. It's surprising that they even sell. Trauma Center: New Blood caught me off guard. With old gory gameplay I love, The TC series has made me happy.
Core operations have me hooked. I don't have a Wii, so this is a jewel! It's the kind of games that really attach to me, and this has, like it's brethren. If it's twitchy operations you love, (this part is important)
GRAB A WII AND GET CUTTING!

Okami - PS2

Pros Cons
Engaging story  
Loads of content  
Addictive gameplay  
Just plain fun  
Okami is our lord

Gawd, that was great! Okami has became most favorite on my action games list, right next to Small Arms and Tekken. It started out just one more dead fantasy, when started to grow on me. I can't seem to stand it, being so good. And it gets pretty dang funny. If fighting funny fantasy's are for you, you'd be crazy not giving this guy a whirl.
Not doing Okami is like eating flavorless food. If you don't even stop to look at it, head you're self over to the psychiatrist. Action has stored itself in a box with a wolf on it. If they make an Okami 2, I am running to Gamestop and buying it, no matter how much it costs! And it's gotta be pretty good for me to like it, I'm kinda picky.
Get Okami. Now question about it, don't rent, buy. Get it used, even. Anything. If somebody asked me to play Halo or Okami, it's Okami. Seriously. So, do I have you hooked on Okami? Wanna rush out and buy it? Seriously, I was hooked on it after 30 minutes. So, with Okami, No questions about. NOW!