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Super Stardust HD - PS3

Pros Cons
Intense action Repetitive gameplay
Addictive gameplay  
Just plain fun  
Like Crack, only more addicting and better for your teeth

The PS3 may not yet have quite as of an extensive game library as its competitors, but like my uncle Herman always said "having one really pretty woman is better than having three nasties covered in zits and varicose veins." This game makes oldschool arcade shooters like Galaga fun again by injecting mind-blowing effects and visuals into the mix. Definitely a must-download for PlayStation 3 owners.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - PS3

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals Poor storytelling
Epic boss fights  
Innovative concepts  
Just plain fun  
Better than Sex

Despite Metal Gear Solid 4's lengthy (and sometimes boring) cinematics, it's preachy convoluted political messages, it's actually the best game in the Metal Gear series since Metal Gear Solid!

Another quality to this game is the massive amount of cleavage it sports--not only is the super sexy Naomi Campbell showing her assets, but even the old bitches ("Big Mama") is getting in on the boob showing. MGS4 is like an espionage-themed day at the Renaissance Fair. And that's to say nothing of the tight latex all the "Beauty" units are wearing.