User Reviews

All Reviews by MKDrifter

  • First
    • Jump To Page:
    • [ 1 ]
  • Last

Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Wii

Pros Cons
Loads of content Poor storytelling
Intense action Repetitive gameplay
Innovative concepts  
Fantastic multiplayer  
Well, it's OKAY.

Personally, I felt that this game was REALLY disappointing on a few aspects.

First of all, it's STILL all completely nonsensical gameplay. Any person who spends weeks practicing and developing strategies is easily beaten by some dumbass pressing random buttons. Also, the Remote/Nunchuck combo is insanely confusing to use. The buttons are really awkward in such a way, and the taunting is a lot less fun if you have to stop for five seconds to do so, and that's without any motion controls, and a game should not encourage you to use an outdated method of control! Not to mention the adventure: who the FUCK is Tabuu??!! Some old guy with butterfly wings made of wire screening? WTF!! Not to mention all of the dungeons are the same thing with different themes pasted on, and most of the enemies aren't even from Nintendo games! I mean, come on! It's a game for Nintendo characters to fight! USE them! Also, could it kill you to make the characters talk? It looks like an ultraviolent silent movie, I mean I expected random frames of subtitles to appear like a freaking '20s movie! But the worst part....why does everybody buy a Wii just to play this game?!!! I mean, it's fun and exciting, but IT'S JUST ONE GAME!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody says to get Ess-Ess-Bee-Bee just because it's "the greatest Wii game ever", and if you do, you need to stop fisting yourself and realize you sound like a dumbass, which would probably be true.

Now, that's not to say it's all bad. It's plenty of fun, the unlockables are fantastic, and anything I missed is easily good, but seriously.......it's not perfect. Nope, not even close, and if you have any problem with this review, you can go get it on with your grandmother until you realize that this is an opinion. Cheers!