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All Reviews by GuitarHero9

Half-Life 2 - PC

Boring.

I might get totally flamed for this, but I don't really like Half-Life 2. You sometimes grab and drop items to make staircases and footstools, right? So why is it so hard for me to make the f&##'in barrel stand up?! Stupid physics. Why can't they make an option to flip the objects you carry like in Halo 3's Forge? It's also pretty annoying hearing Breen rant on and on about something that I can't even figure out. On the bright side, the Gravity Gun (which I only used in Ep. 1 and 2) is fun to use. Plus, you can swing at your ammo and health and it flies. They should do that more often. Half-Life 2 gets 3 crowbars out of 5.

Rock Band - Wii

It's Possible

I know; it doesn't exist. But it could be possible that Rock Band could come to the Wii. Come on, Harmonix, make one for us Wii-owners.

Jenga - Wii

Atari actually made this?

Broken Physics. Broken Motion Sensing. Bad Concept. A $20 price tag. Yep, it's a Wii adaptation of a tabletop game. Never buy it. Find something else that's $20.00. 4 used copies of Metroid Prime. 4 used copies of GT3 A-Spec. 4 copies of anything that's $5.00. Just don't buy one copy of this game.

WarioWare: Smooth Moves - Wii

It's Weird, It's Crazy, It's Awesome!

WarioWare is one of the best games on the Wii. Pros: It some of the most innovation for a Wii. The gameplay is awesome, but works best when playing rough. Where it shines is the fantastic Multiplayer Mode; where you get to share one WiiMote; meaning you don't have to go through the hassle of buying WiiPlay. Cons: Around half the microgames don't really make sense in America. It's also very short; you can complete nearly every microgame in just one afternoon. Well, I gave it a 4.75 out 5.00. If you're a party game fan, get this game...NOW!

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - GameCube

Probably the Best RPG for the Cube

I first played this at my friend's house in Calif., and this game rocked my face right off! I loved this game so much, I wanted it for Christmas more than 2 years after its release. I'm actually starting to track down the original N64 Paper Mario. I think I'll have fun with that game, too.