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Destroy All Humans! - PS2

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Just plain fun [1] Repetitive gameplay [1]
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worth a propbing

i know this game is two years old. but since i cant afford a ps3 or a 360 so i decibed to pick up some old ps2 games. it is so disturbingly satisfying to attack humanity. you get a couple of realy awsome guns and usefull mind powers. unfortunetly has much to be desired, but the game makes up for it in his humor and great gunplay anybody who has not played the game should pick it up.

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Its all about Krypto

Destroy all humans is a good game if you are looking for something funny and destructive.the game could be compared to 50s aliens movies .you have a lot of weapons,you have a jet pack,a spaceship.sometimes you will be in your spaceshpip ,and other times without.you can hipnotize poeple to make them dance,you can read in their mind and even become invisible.when you read in their minds something funny will be said and dumb things.what i like is that you can hipnotize humans and make them do funny dances.if you want to appreciate this game you got to like funny things its not serious like gta or driver.the police are dumb and they get mind-problems when you get invisble.you can play with the cows and make them fly.you get to catch rings.the blood in this game is green.when youre in the spaceship you can grab cars and throw them away to destroy other cars or you can throw them in the water.missions are good and funny at a reasonnable difficulty level.you should rent the game and then decide if you want to buy it .its a diverse game even if youve beaten the game its still fun to play.worth to at least rent.if you enjoy funny things then you might like like it.if you like sci-fi you also might like it.a very good game

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Hmmm Ok for a rental

well actually OK to buy now that it's on "Greatest Hits" so $19.99 is good but the game...The game is fun to an extent (a better choice would be it's sequel DAH2) one of the most fun things is to play with the dead bodies witch brings me to another thing the actions of the bodies are realistic to a point when you play with them (psychic powers duh) they land how they should (arms and legs in different directions). also the story was cool but not as good as i hoped it needed more "OOMPH". the guns are fun the saucer is awesome and well the game really lives to it's title.

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It's Fun and fireful

I love the series.I love using my ion detonator.I put in cheats,and am indefeatible.I have 14,550 Brain DNA,and my friend has 300,000 DNA.I dont belive him!!I love this game!

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Expected more.

After reading reviews on how hilarious and fun this game was, I was expecting something amazing. Instead, I got a fun, yet lacking game. Don't get me wrong, I loved it. I was just expecting a little bit more humour. The greatest thing, to me, was the pk ability. Coupled with the game engine, it completely was worth the time. I cannot even begin to describe the fun I had grabbing people and slamming them into buildings, ground, trees, and on and on. Also, the weapons were interesting to play around with... example: the anal probe.... watching people run around in circles holding their asses while feces fall out, then all culminating in exploding heads... best gun ever. Overall, this game was a fun diversion, and has incredible replay value with its missions and sandbox gameplay.

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fun with a bad disposition

This is probably the most fun and inovative games ever! You play as Crypto Sporadium #186. Your other clone has crashed on some ape filled planet that has a bunch of Furon DNA. The apes are humans (notice the title) and they have captured your clone. You can zap them, fry them, probe them, and take over their apperance. Probably the coolest feature is the ability to pick up people with your mind, and then fling them all around. Also being able to get into a flying saucer and vaporize everything in your way is awesome also. As the game progresses you learn about Crypto Sporadium #185s fate, and then you learn about a big secret within the US in the form of COMMIES!! with good humor and a well acted cast, you can guarantee that this is a pick me up that is needed by all, so please buy this game, we need a sequal.

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Ultra Mayhem, Unlimted Humor!

One day, Aliens were having a tough day in the 80's with Space Invaders, up to this year for Area 51. But that's alien fever. Now, let's have it. Alien Hominid and Destroy All Humans can be the best games ever, because of classic, and, because of destruction. Destroy all Humans is the alien game that is 3D, and very huge. You get to play the hands of Crypto. Last time Cyprto was trying to find out about a desertland, destruct it, but only the rocked killed him, thr rocket got accidently realesed, destroying the UFO. Sand flocking screen comes, after than guards try to ambush what has been going on. When Cyrpto returns out of the UFO, two guys was amazed, jumping back while crouching, while just about to fire, Cryrpto died. Pox, his creator, made him a new version. He was terrifed. That was only the story. you start with the zap-o-maniac, and can upgrade it into a homing target zapper, into two-three targets. you get more weapons, order: Anial Probe, Disgertur Ray, A powershock weapon (I forget what that was called.) The end. A short arsneal, but fantastic one. UFO Weapons can be upraged and added to, to a Laser Ray, to Abtructor, Sonic Boom and another weapon, like the powershock weapon, but huger, greener and more powerful! Another short arsneal, but at least it's superb. Just shoot. Remember the phrase 'SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUIESTIONS LATER' You can do that by making humans talk and killing them at the middle. There are way more things then that. Pick up people and objects, which can be done by PK push. your able to pick up robos and cars, tanks, trucks and even homing missile lanchers when you upgrade. You can read ladies and gentalaman minds, and discise your self as another human, reading minds to keep staying, but DONT read police's minds!!! This game overall, fantastic. It's a free roaming, brain poking game. So buy our leader!!!

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This game is a blast!!!

Strengths -Amazing graphics and visual effects -Awesome sound effects -Fun and challenging game play -Great story and dialogue Weaknesses -Game control is awkward at first -Having to start a mission over because you leave the invasion site can be frustrating -More weapons would be nice Playing as alien invader Crypto, your mission is to invade Earth and eliminate, probe, or abduct as many puny humans as possible. Along the way, you can use your trusty ray gun to electrocute people, or incinerate everything in site while at the helm of your very own flying saucer. In addition, use your psychokinetic powers to disguise yourself as a human and blend into the population, read peoples' minds or remove the brain entirely to collect human DNA, or my personal favorite, pick up and hurl people and objects great distances. The controls are a little tricky, especially when attempting to move objects while levitating them, but once you get the hang of it, it becomes rather intuitive. The visual effects are awesome, especially when you take off in your flying saucer--you can actually see distortion of the space-time continuum as your engines hum to life. I also recommend playing the game with surround sound speakers to take full advantage of the Dolby sound encoding. Turn up the bass and enjoy a little old-fashioned alien carnage! Scripting of the game is hilarious--the banter between Crypto and his boss Pox is entertaining, as are the thoughts/dialogue of the various humans you encounter. At first, I wasn't sure about Crypto sounding like a cross between Jack Nicholson and Dirty Harry, but it does grow on you. After all, Crypto would rather be brutally annihilating other species than abducting or probing them. If you are looking for a game that is a cross between Grand Theft Auto and The X-Files, this game is for you. All in all, a great first game in a promising new franchise! I hope to see a lot more of Crypto in the future.

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Get Ready for some 1950's Destruction, Martian Style

This game will definetly turn out to be the greatest game ever. I dont want an opinion, this game is going to rock out loud when it hits shelves in June. I know I'm going to get it, and all other humanoid haters or destruction lovers should get this game. What's more fun then attacking the Pentagon with the Washington Memorial, used as a battering ram? And what could be more fun than watching a horde of human flesh monkeys chicken dancing in the town square? To answer for everyone: nothing. This game is about Crypto 127, an alien on a mission to harvest brainstems for an experiment to save his home planet. So it isn't really all fun and destruction. You still are a hero, but in a blowy upy kind of way, like Ratchet and Clank. This game is going to be rated T, so people who were wondering know that if your parents think M games are to harsh, you can get this one. That's all for know in the Horder's house of Syrup. If you want to check this game out some more, go to www.destroyallhumansgame.com. Seriously, get this game when it comes out!!

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