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Ratchet & Clank - PS2

Offical GamePro Score: 4.50

Average User Score: 4.7

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Great Game

Ratchet and clank is a great game. it is encredibly fun, and has great replay value. the controlls were good, the enemy AI varied, and the story line was good, and funny at some parts. 5 out of 5.

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if, and you and he or are and he.

This game is among the easiest I've ever played.(Also among the sexiest.) m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m mm m m m m m m McDonalds sucks.

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Rip Ya a New One

What this game is not; boring. While yes it is a bit cartoonish and yes it is kind of like every other buddy-game out there (double jumps, collect something, yada yada yada), it still has a style all its own, and that mi amigos is a good thing. You play as Ratchet & Clank (as the title ambiguously suggests) who are on the mission to stop Chairman Drek from playing an interplanetary version of Cut & Paste. Your time is spent planethopping, collecting bolts and collecting infobots. Oh yeah, the weapons. You have the standard issue Blaster and Pyro guns, then you have guns like the Devestator, the Visibomb, Glove of Doom (my personal favorite) and the RYNO. It stands for Rip Ya a New One and the NRA would wet themselves looking at this thing. This game deserves a 5.0 alone on the BSU factor (Blowing Stuff Up). You collect Gold Bolts and Skill Points to unlock extras like a "Making of" and more devestating weapons. This game is addictive, so you'll have to remember to shower on your own. Put this one in your library folks.

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Quit smoking those damn tampons

Did you ever eat an easter egg you didn't like and then puke on your grandfather? if so than go grow a cheese sandwhich and leave the gremlins in the toaster. Quit smoking those damn tampons and die your pubes another color. It's clearly bree time baby. Leave the sheep to another creep. Flush the toilet twice if your toenails are on too tight. if nonsense makes no sense than sense makes no non. And on and on and on.

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Loafs of Cheese

When green cheese flows you better make sure your underwear is clean, watch out for racing stripes, and whipe front to back. If you own sponge carpet do not be afraid to jump on your head out of bed in the morning. Grow a hippopotamus in your lunchbox and feed him goldfish, for it is good fortune to carry a llama.

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