More like Army of One and a half... BECAUSE THE PARTNER AI SUCKS!!!

Army of Two... yeah it's a fun little co-op game (and when I mean little, there's only 6 missions) if you're playing with a human partner that is. The gameplay is soild, and is so much like Gears of War, only nowhere as manly. During the long missions, you get pretty cool opportunties to do co-op stuff like parasail into hostile territory, and going back to back to kill mad terrorists. The thing that really is a ballbreaker is the partner AI... omg on a intellience scale between a pet rock and Albert Einstein, he's several notches below an ameba. For the most part, he follows orders (even those he botches up sometimes) but when you're hit, you might as well quote Aliens and yell "GAME OVER MAN" because rather than rush to your aid... he get pumped full of lead and dies. He's about as useless as a limp dick during intercourse. Another part that pisses me off is how awful the controls are to the hovercraft (thank God you only use it a couple of times.) Presentation wise, the game is a mixed bag. The graphics are decent, and the weapon upgrades are sick, but the dialog is laughable and cheesy. There are some fun moments to be had, and if you get this game... make you get a friend to join you. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!