User Review

Alone in the Dark

Alone in the Dark - Xbox 360

Pros Cons
Amazing visuals Annoying audio
Intense action Poor storytelling
Innovative concepts Doesn't live up to expectations
  It's boooring
  Repetitive gameplay
  Unresponsive controls
  Braindead computer AI
  Lousy camera/viewpoint
What a load...

Let me explain how much disdain I have for this complete load of crap.

But let me start by telling you, this game could have been great. Hell, if they would have spent more time on the controls, and a little more attention to the story, this game could have been a reinvigoration for the entire series. It was in development long enough to be!

But this game is unmitigated crap. It doesn't even deserve to be looked at, and in fact, I hope it never will. I hope, thanks to the crappy camera, horrific controls, and sub par scripting, this game will never be remembered again, to show the developers, you can have cool ideas (like making the game similar to a television series), if you make sure the gameplay is flawless and fun. Hell... it didn't even need to be flawless, Advent Rising wasn't and it was still fun!

So please, don't even grace this game with a glance, let it fall into it's inevitable shovelware status.

The, fucking, end.

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