Get your years supply of "Bouncer"...Pretty on the outside..CHEESY, inside!

What a beautiful game. It had me on the edge of my seat....for the five hours I wasn't playing. Once I was actually in control of my character, I kicked a little bit of bad guy but...AND IT WENT TO ANOTHER CUTSCENE. Ok...breath Adam...breath...Now, I love Squaresoft. If they had a fanclub, I'd join it. I own all recent Final Fantasy games, and I am crapping a brick over FFX, just like everybody else. But I think The Bouncer was Square giving Playstation2 a little kick in the ass to say, "Move along. We got you this far, now sit on your dead arse until January."...But that's just me...Don't get me wrong; I wouldn't have given it a four unless I liked SOMETHING about it. Voice acting and Visuals were pleasing. But the game difficulty and length have something to be desired. I just can't get over the fact--...Ok, just think about this: Normally in a Squaresoft game, the end of The Bouncer would be the BEGINNING of a new twisty-turny path in the RPG. (like a disk-change in a Final Fantasy game). It's almost like Square wanted to strut their stuff FIRST, so competiting game companies don't stand a chance. Yet, it's like rushing on a math test. Chances are, your quality will go down to crapper. This is AnubisCritic, out.