Review: Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood
Smells like something your dog buried in the backyard.
With cobbling unorthodox wrestling stunts, over 20 licensed wrestler personalities--including a few female porn stars--and a vast array of options in the create-a-wrestler mode, Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes The Neighborhood endeavors to give the fighting genre a taste of hardcore wrestling.
Mmmm...Tera Patrick
Backyard Wrestling 2 improves on its predecessor by instituting a number of additional abilities and amping up the testosterone level a few notches. The gameplay now includes the abilities to block, guard-break, pin, and enact submission moves. Also, new to the Backyard Wrestling franchise is the Enviro-Mental throws. Every stage has a few of these throws, which can be activated by grabbing your opponent in a front grapple when you are near a certain location (an icon will appear letting you know where to do them). These range from slamming an opponent's head repeatedly in a car trunk to dunking your victims head in a deep fryer.
While the newest improvements are cool, Backyard Wrestling 2 is a fundamentally flawed game. The gameplay is wrought with glitches--saying it's a chore to play is an understatement. You can expect bad collision, horrible hit detection, and a list of clipping issues longer than it's worth describing.
Who's Neighborhood Are We In Again?
Whats even worse is that Backyard Wrestling 2 actually expects you to go through several hours of challenge and mission matches before you can even play Career Mode. These prerequisite matches consist of enacting a specific type of move repeatedly or facing lower tiered licensed wrestlers. While its nice to have a tutorial about the game engine, this system is counter intuitive and saps all the fun out of the gameonce you're actually allowed to enter a tournament, you wont care anymore.
With sloppy production values, insane load times, sub-par graphics and sound, and gameplay that irrevocably evolves into: grapple, counter, super, grapple, counter, super, this game isnt even worth the rental fee