Ahead was once a peace loving hippie musician who worked in a local animal shelter, volunteering to water the ferns while playing music to the shelters four-legged inhabitants to aid their digestion. Ahead is now a ruthless mercenary with a taste for working with the progressive elements. Ahead was driven mad after imbibing a risky combination of herbal life tea and wheat grass juice while trying to unjam the Xerox machine after using low grade recycled paper. In the end, Ahead fixed the problem with 5 kilos of C4 plastic explosives, leaving behind a new local swimming hole which he aptly named: "Lake WoBeGone." The FBI has been after him ever since on charges of bad taste. Nobody seemed to miss the 14 constipated stray cats named "Snuggles." It's rumored that Snuggles #5 escaped the blast and has been hunting Ahead down ever since.