Where do I begin? Uh.....first of all, I am the magnificent Enigmatic_King. I'm a laid-back genius that is completely sane, though most would disagree. Don't listen to them. They're just jealous. I am the king of the Sensual Abyss. It may not be the cleanest and safest kingdom but everyone always have a smile on their face. :P I came to power through murder, propaganda, and revolutionary tactics that involved hostile takeovers or high ranking officials. Enough about that, I currently live in (insert state here) and I am the tender and sexy age of 15. Yes...I have a sexy age. I'm that sexy. I even have a sexy liver. I also have a sexy locker combination. Now enough about my sexyness. I'm been compared multiple times to be almost as badass as Batman. But only almost. Why? 'Cause he's the goddamned Batman. That's enough info about me because you now know too much.