Worst video game novel tie-ins

DA:O brings classic game traditions: some good, some bad.

1.
Doom - PC
Knee-deep in dead prose and poor writing skills.
2.
Mortal Kombat - SNES
Not only was this published, they WROTE A SEQUEL!
3.
Halo - PC
Are you there God? It's me, Master Chief...
4.
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell - Xbox
Plot: Sam Fisher cooks gourmet for his spunky teen daughter.
5.
Resident Evil - PlayStation
Crest puzzles are perfect for a choose your own adventure.
6.
Metal Gear Solid - PlayStation
Only if a cutscene plays whenever you turn a page.

GamePro Daily 6