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The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

There are no moral implications. Neither you nor the children will have any inhibitions or morals.

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All of them.

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Giant Clank wrote:The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

There are no moral implications. Neither you nor the children will have any inhibitions or morals.

the kids....i would only have 1 hour of counter training and all of them would have 1 days worth of training and that is a pretty big difference....its like having 1 infantry soldier against 5 snipers......

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54, after that it would just get boring punching 5 yr olds.

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All of them. I could fuck them kids up a plenty.

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chacolefan wrote:
Giant Clank wrote:The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

There are no moral implications. Neither you nor the children will have any inhibitions or morals.

the kids....i would only have 1 hour of counter training and all of them would have 1 days worth of training and that is a pretty big difference....its like having 1 infantry soldier against 5 snipers......

Theyr 5 yr old kids....like 3ft tall.....

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SaintsGears wrote:
chacolefan wrote:
Giant Clank wrote:The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

There are no moral implications. Neither you nor the children will have any inhibitions or morals.


the kids....i would only have 1 hour of counter training and all of them would have 1 days worth of training and that is a pretty big difference....its like having 1 infantry soldier against 5 snipers......


Theyr 5 yr old kids....like 3ft tall.....

good point...put too much thought in that one....kick em in the face just like chucky.....

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chacolefan wrote:
SaintsGears wrote:
chacolefan wrote:

Giant Clank wrote:The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

There are no moral implications. Neither you nor the children will have any inhibitions or morals.


the kids....i would only have 1 hour of counter training and all of them would have 1 days worth of training and that is a pretty big difference....its like having 1 infantry soldier against 5 snipers......


Theyr 5 yr old kids....like 3ft tall.....

good point...put too much thought in that one....kick em in the face just like chucky.....

Think of how much they weigh though. Three or four jump on your back and two go after your legs with all their might and you're down.

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Yeah, I'd be beating the shit out of those snot nose little bastards.

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Edited on 11/09/2009 @ 01:12:PM pst
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