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I feel like this should've been a topic a long time ago. Here we go.

So I was at a party the other night right....and there was a guy there who I know..kind of..and he was way to smashed for 10pm. You know the kind of drunk where you were you are passing out within a few minutes? He was like that for many hours...so anyways. This kid, who was lucky enough to win a million dollars on a scratch ticket, was pissing everyone off. This kid couldn't stand, and was thrown to the ground a total of 5 times over the course of this night. Needless to say....everyone had enough. He couldn't really walk, he was just being that guy you know? So being drunk, I'm in a room with friends and one of the funniest guys we ever met, and we were making songs up with an acoustic guitar...you know....impressing the woman. And all of a sudden this kid with a Tank Abbit beard, who introduced himself as Joe Dirt, busts in to the room saying. "Guys the cops might be here in a few minutes." So the owner of the house is like....WTF? Joe Dirt goes on... "I smacked Peanut(too drunk guy) in the face for being a douche right? So he decided to drive home.(brand new truck, he lives within a two minute walk)He crashed his truck in to one of your neighbors brick wall, and now the guy's yelling at him in his underwear." The kid got arrested and what not. And since we were making really good music, we continued to have a 12+ person pow wow singing songs about having sex with the woman at the party and crashing trucks in to poles.

Plus I just saw my friends haloween costume. She dressed up as Princess Peach (with a basket of all the power ups) and road on someone dressed as yoshi for most of a party. I wish I could show you guys, it was really good.

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I do believe there have been similar threads, but I don't feel like looking them up.

I'll post something when a story comes to mind...

Was in my room studying and two girls in my dorm knock on my door asking if I had a 360, because they were craving a gaming session. I chose to bring my PS2 to college instead of my 360.

Studying again (on a Friday night no less) and two girls barge in my door intoxicated and then we start talking. Just as the conversation goes somewhere my room-mate knocks on the window asking for his keys because he locked himself out. Needless to say, the two damsels were off put by the event and left.

No I will not say eff my life.

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For some reason, I completely forgot about most of my funny stories but here's one..

Ok so my and some friends were getting wasted.....really wasted, and we always fuck with the first guy who falls asleep first, so one of my friends who we will call Ricky fell asleep first, we drew a bunch of shit on his back, and one of them happened to be a big ass swastika across his whole back

In the morning we never told him shit and I think most of us even forgot about it, anyways later that day, Ricky goes to the skate park because he is a skateboarder, he takes off his shirt while skateboarding and everyone there thought he had a swastika tattoo and gets a bunch of shit for it, and the whole time he doesn't even know he has a big ass swastika on his back...

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

nasherooni13 wrote:For some reason, I completely forgot about most of my funny stories but here's one..

Ok so my and some friends were getting wasted.....really wasted, and we always fuck with the first guy who falls asleep first, so one of my friends who we will call Ricky fell asleep first, we drew a bunch of shit on his back, and one of them happened to be a big ass swastika across his whole back

In the morning we never told him shit and I think most of us even forgot about it, anyways later that day, Ricky goes to the skate park because he is a skateboarder, he takes off his shirt while skateboarding and everyone there thought he had a swastika tattoo and gets a bunch of shit for it, and the whole time he doesn't even know he has a big ass swastika on his back...

lol, dick.

Me and my friend were walking back to his house when we walked by this one house and there was this one little kid out in the front yard just pelvic thrusting the air. He had no idea we were watching him, then he finally saw us and got embarrassed and ran inside his house.

"Metal is so simple, all you gotta do is gargle with battery acid and treat your instruments like cheap hookers"

So like one time I was at band camp....

You're fat and its your fault!!! | So the other day I was playing Yoville on facebook and SHO was a neighbour of mine...so I go and visit him at his apartment and we start kissing and then I take him to the bedroom I hop into his bed and he starts freaking out...it was fucking hilarious...LUV U SHO!!!

so this guy was making fun of others and others made fun of him he cried

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Yo' mama wouldn't swallow...........................................................so I made her.

nasherooni13 wrote:For some reason, I completely forgot about most of my funny stories but here's one..

Ok so my and some friends were getting wasted.....really wasted, and we always fuck with the first guy who falls asleep first, so one of my friends who we will call Ricky fell asleep first, we drew a bunch of shit on his back, and one of them happened to be a big ass swastika across his whole back

In the morning we never told him shit and I think most of us even forgot about it, anyways later that day, Ricky goes to the skate park because he is a skateboarder, he takes off his shirt while skateboarding and everyone there thought he had a swastika tattoo and gets a bunch of shit for it, and the whole time he doesn't even know he has a big ass swastika on his back...

I love skateboarding. Swatstika's are always funny too.

Soo, I just remembered this, and what better way to share this great story. I'm juggling between two different ones, but I'll save the better one for another day.

Sooo, maybe seven years ago I was in a McDonalds. I was about to scarff down a burger, and realized I had no ketchup for my fries. I get up, get a packet or 7, and my hands are too damn greasy to open one of the shits up. So I took a lot of time to wrap one up in a napkin and planned to smash it, and use the ketchup that squirted out. So in a booth to the left was two cuties that me and my buddy may or may not have sexually harassed, and continued to do in hopes to get there numbers. Now my hand, in a fit of rage, slams down on the packet in a dramatic fashion. In slow motion...I watched the slender volume of ketchup fly across the isle to my left, and like a magnet, smack this bitch in the face.
Now, instinctively, me and my friend started laughing, because it was classic. This little skeez has the nerve to say "You're. Such. A. Fucking sped." to me. Just like that too. Of course we had to laugh more. Who says sped? Even back then, it was like 8 years old. Then..."Daddy!!!!!" Who steps out with the concerned look only a father could have for their daughter? The manager. Now, I'm no more afraid of a middle aged McDonalds manager than the next man, but I still found the situation so weird...because I'm afraid of fathers.....that I high tailed it out of there. So, me and my friend stop running as we walk across the front "lawn" of the McDonalds. Out of no where, kind of like Batman, this guy grabs me and turns me around to face him, and starts yelling about getting banned from his fine cuisine or some stupid garbage. My friend is just sitting there, looking at the ground, kicking up the mulch that seems to cover every McDonald's front lawn. This man flipped his lid. So he starts SCREAMING about cops and dildos, or w/e McDonalds managers scream about. So we calmly walk away. And in hollywood fashion, this guy...no lie....is throwing a hissy fit. I swear I could see the camera man pan out while me and my friend talked about going skating at so and so spot later on, while this guy in the right corner of the shot, over our shoulders, threw his hat on the ground and stomped on it screaming something along the lines of "ROBOTTT HOUSEEEE"

You can't make shit up like that.

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