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They said I won the lottery. In reality Microsoft is just conducting their normal everyday business. That business I speak of is pay offs. Today Microsoft sent me an email stating I won their lottery. LOL. Yeah right.

It's obvious the lottery is a cover...a scam. In reality it's just Xbox Live subscription money....meant to pay off, secure, and protect their business from any threats. I've been chosen to shut up....or else. Although I'm not the first one to be handed Microsoft bribe money...and I won't be the last.

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Then Microsoft wised up after getting caught by the public. They simply changed the reason for the money exchange. Securing exclusives? Yeah right. Securing an exclusive means not losing it. There would be a contract in force if it were really so...but there wasn't....hence the loss of Ninja Gaiden, Bioshock, and Grand Theft Auto IV DLC. Tecmo and Rockstar turned the hidden bribe into blackmail. They took the money, went mutiplat anyway, and waved the blackmail in front of Microsoft's face...

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I admit it. I took the money. I'm extremely happy right now. Microsoft is so great and a top notch company. Everything they do and every game they make is better than the Playstation 3. To prove my story see the email below. Yes I've been bribed...er awarded...and very happy with Microsoft right now.

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FROM THE DESK OF PROMOTIONS MANAGER
MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORLDWIDE LOTTERY
61-70 SOUTHAMPTON ROW, BLOOMSBURY
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM WC1B 4AR
REF: MPL/52000/12
S/N-00493.
EMAIL: microsoftcooperationmanagement@yahoo.com
CALL LINE: +44-7031-808-446.

Dear Sir/Madam,

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We the MICROSOFT COOPERATION MANAGEMENT WORLDWIDE are pleased to inform you of the today's winners of our annual MS-WORD LOTTO LOTTERY conducted in LONDON BEING THE HOST OF THE EVENT FOR THIS PRESENT YEAR MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNING PROGRAMS HELD ON 6TH OCTOBER 2009.

Your Personal E-mail address or Company email is attached to WINNER NO: 6 OCTOBER-2009-02MSW, with serial number S/N-00493 drew the lucky numbers 447-13-165-43-12-67, and consequently won in the first lottery category. You have therefore been approved for lump sums pay of GBP Ј550,000.00(Five hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash Credited to file REF NO:MSW-L/147-26231 this is from total prize money of GBP 5,500,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the Ten (10) lucky international winners in first and second category.

All participants were selected from Worldwide Websites especially yahoo mail through our Microsoft computer ballot system drawn from 21,000 e-mail address, 3,000 e-mail address from each continent (Canada, Asia,Australia, United state, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania), as part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions Program, Which is conducted annually for our prominent MS -WORD users all over the world, and to encourage the use of Internet and Computers worldwide.

To claim your winning funds, do Contact our claims remittance director Dr. Michael Moore via email: (microsoftcooperationmanagement@yahoo.com) with the following details.

1. Full names:
2. Residential address:
3. Phone number:
4. Fax number:
5. Occupation:
6. Sex:
7. Age:
8. Nationality:

You are advised to forward these information's as soon as possible to enable us attend to your file. Note that your winnings fund has been insured with your REF NO:MSW-L/147-26231 and will be delivered to you in CASH in a diplomatic luggage.

Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of Microsoft Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program. Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gate of Microsoft and all his Associates for alliviating poverty round the World.

Sincerely,
Management.

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I would pay money for you to actually shut up.

KHDownloads

You really need a better hobby.

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nadohawk wrote:I would pay money for you to actually shut up.

You did with your last Xbox Live subscription.

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TheRealMcCoy wrote:You got free money. Whats the problem? You bought a 360 right? It sounded like you did. Just take thier money and run your face anyway. I would. Just watch out for the MS assassins.

He just made the whole thing up as usual. He is not exactly what you would call stable at this point.

KHDownloads

ACEMANWISE wrote:
nadohawk wrote:I would pay money for you to actually shut up.

You did with your last Xbox Live subscription.

What Xbox Live subscription?

KHDownloads

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*facepalm*

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TheRealMcCoy wrote:
nadohawk wrote:
TheRealMcCoy wrote:You got free money. Whats the problem? You bought a 360 right? It sounded like you did. Just take thier money and run your face anyway. I would. Just watch out for the MS assassins.

He just made the whole thing up as usual. He is not exactly what you would call stable at this point.

Yeah I know. Im just being nice to him. Whats his deal. I havent been around for a while do to the BOS and all. Isnt the ps3 selling better now at $300. Im sure its not out of 3rd place, there must be somethhing for him to be happy about. Sony still here.

When someone's life begins to unravel, they stick to the same basic structure that they have been used to for a while.

KHDownloads

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