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Maestro
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Actually, I think I would have to find a way to get myself into shape. And, even though every stereotype says against it, I would find a way to barricade myself into somewhere defendable. Did anyone ever think not of Wally World or Costco but to a Super Target? I mean, at least the ones around here have closing times. I would have to have blades, ammo, guns and so on. I would make use of the remote control cars in the toy dept and strap them with explosives just in case I see a horde coming. But I would get in one about 5 minutes before closing with some friends and family and take it by force. Anybody with a problem is made a public example of. A head on a stake comes to mind. We would lower the gates, pull everybody and see what they can do and put their skills to use. You got a green thumb? Great, Home n Garden and grow stuff. If you show signs of infection, you are out on your ass. Sorry. That little opening from the front door to the inside the store would make a great screening area for people wanting in. You had better not be empty handed. You have to strip down and show no bite marks. We all work together, we all keep watch, and we all do security runs to make sure nothing is trying to get in. Also, I have my own personal panic room in the manager's office with either a single-shot gun or some explosives just in case of the worst.