Your Zombie Invasion Gameplan

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Actually, I think I would have to find a way to get myself into shape. And, even though every stereotype says against it, I would find a way to barricade myself into somewhere defendable. Did anyone ever think not of Wally World or Costco but to a Super Target? I mean, at least the ones around here have closing times. I would have to have blades, ammo, guns and so on. I would make use of the remote control cars in the toy dept and strap them with explosives just in case I see a horde coming. But I would get in one about 5 minutes before closing with some friends and family and take it by force. Anybody with a problem is made a public example of. A head on a stake comes to mind. We would lower the gates, pull everybody and see what they can do and put their skills to use. You got a green thumb? Great, Home n Garden and grow stuff. If you show signs of infection, you are out on your ass. Sorry. That little opening from the front door to the inside the store would make a great screening area for people wanting in. You had better not be empty handed. You have to strip down and show no bite marks. We all work together, we all keep watch, and we all do security runs to make sure nothing is trying to get in. Also, I have my own personal panic room in the manager's office with either a single-shot gun or some explosives just in case of the worst.

I'm thinking zombie barbecue.

my plan is to grab one of my shotguns, my 30-06, and my SKS and head up to my local sporting goods store... the stores doors have steel outer doors that drop down... so id hop into my truck with my guns and as much ammo as i could find and drive up to tht store, and barricade myself in... course id get my family and nearby uninfected friends to rally there as well... the store id go to has food, ammo, electronics, meds, camping supplies and basic home essentials...

so assuming i could make it there without being infected myself, it would be the ideal place to hold up until the zombies were either wiped out, or starved to death... id probably spend my days sitting on the roof and sniping any zombie within range....

oh and once i deemed the zombie threat in the area to be significantly decreased, theres a national gaurd armory about a mile or 2 down the road, so id probably hit tht up for some more supplies.....

Edited on 10/12/2009 @ 04:58:PM pst

GetsugaSSJ wrote:My plan is simple.

After gathering all needed supplies to last for an extended period of time, I go about recruiting ethnic survivors. Once I have about 50 or so, we break up into 10 man cells and to go look for white survivors (To the ethnics, we're only looking for survivors). Along the way I make sure that I don't die by sacrificing random ethnic survivors to the zombie horde, and once I've found my similar-colored brethren, we skip on to paradise.

If there happens to be any left ("any" being ethnic survivors)I'll dispose of them by giving them nice, fuzzy blankets covered in Small Pox.

Bump cause it's superior

Alaska

rahrah12 wrote:Alaska

Then you got to worry about the vampires. Ever see 30 Days of Night?

Maestro wrote:
rahrah12 wrote:Alaska

Then you got to worry about the vampires. Ever see 30 Days of Night?

they would have already eaten everyone in Alaska...

hmmm why not just become a zombie?
the orgys should be amazing......

First off I would go see my step dad, get a whole bunch of guns. Go to the store and stock up on canned goods and t.p.. Then close up the stairwells since I live in a second floor apartment. Also I live on the coast so there is always stealing a boat in the harbor.

Edited on 10/12/2009 @ 05:23:PM pst

simple fix man. smoke a bunch of dust, and start cracking skulls with a baseball bat. fuck all these movie plans, stay in one spot and get smothered. just keep moving, and busting skulls. odds are if you can get caught by a zombie while moving, your fat ass should've keeled over a long time ago.