Maestro wrote:Take everything we seem to know about zombies.

Shoot them in the head or lop it off.

-You have to sever the spine or cause trauma. Break the neck, snap the spine, decapitation, blunt-force trauma, or just shoot'em in the noggin'.

Burn the bodies.
-I guess to prevent reanimation.

Bitten and you are infected. Just a matter of time.
-Do you want every last minute you have left? Or, do you take yourself out or have somebody do the deed for you?

They seem to travel in groups. Sometimes big, sometimes small.
-Never seem to be just one.

They run on instinct, not intellect.
-They can be outsmarted. Just not outnumbered.

The only thing I would say is up for debate is if they just shuffle around like in the older movies, or if they are more mobile like in the new ones. I would say they are slow, because they have died, and rigor mortis had to set in somewhat. Their brain seems to go to basic functionality, which I doubt that motor skills and hand-eye coordination are part of it. That stuff has to be learned over time.

Knowing all this, what would your gameplan be if a zombie infestation broke out?

Would you just buy this book?

Fight untill I can't anymore. Either I get away or I off myself if I get bit.

You go to Costco. Roll down the steel doors. Take all the dry goods, medication and bottled drinks that you can find and horde them. Throw away all the perishables so as to avoid spoilage. Find a way onto the roof. Watch the apocolypse while eating from a 50lb bag of beef jerky.

TKK

TKK wrote:You go to Costco. Roll down the steel doors. Take all the dry goods, medication and bottled drinks that you can find and horde them. Throw away all the perishables so as to avoid spoilage. Find a way onto the roof. Watch the apocolypse while eating from a 50lb bag of beef jerky.

TKK

Epic plan. Too bad Costco is always filled with a sampling of the less-than-average population, and thus would be a zombie breeding ground.

My plan is simple.

After gathering all needed supplies to last for an extended period of time, I go about recruiting ethnic survivors. Once I have about 50 or so, we break up into 10 man cells and to go look for white survivors (To the ethnics, we're only looking for survivors). Along the way I make sure that I don't die by sacrificing random ethnic survivors to the zombie horde, and once I've found my similar-colored brethren, we skip on to paradise.

If there happens to be any left ("any" being ethnic survivors)I'll dispose of them by giving them nice, fuzzy blankets covered in Small Pox.

I would run to my work and stuff all the ammo and armor I could get (I work at a security company) blow my way up to some place where I could pick some supplys, I would try to look for hot women survivors and drive to alaska with them.

Were Vivaland paradise would begin.