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hanras wrote:
Mrs_Claus wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:SRSLY?
Hunny!!

hey there, where've ya been?

AT S4NDM4N's PANTS PARTY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yeah I just chucked that bitch outta my bed...

You're fat and its your fault!!! | So the other day I was playing Yoville on facebook and SHO was a neighbour of mine...so I go and visit him at his apartment and we start kissing and then I take him to the bedroom I hop into his bed and he starts freaking out...it was fucking hilarious...LUV U SHO!!!

hanras wrote:
Mrs_Claus wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:SRSLY?

Hunny!!


hey there, where've ya been?

The North Pole of course. Someone needs to bake the delicious cookies!

Merry Christmas, boys!!

James_Earl_Cash wrote:Yeah I just chucked that bitch outta my bed...

When my hubby sees what you called me, you will be in a world of hurt!!

Merry Christmas, boys!!

Damn, bitch be all up in my grill lately.....

Merry Christmas! :D

Santa_Claus wrote:Damn, bitch be all up in my grill lately.....

Funniest. Santa. Ever.

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i haven't received my freshly dug grave so i took notice and did it myself. problem is, dug it too small and was too lazy to fill it back up. so i made it useful and threw her in there.

donkeykong57 wrote:She's gone? Good for you man, now you can have freaky orgies with your elves. ROCK ON!

LOL, he does that with or without the wife being there.

When do we learn?

donkeykong57 wrote:She's gone? Good for you man, now you can have freaky orgies with your elves. ROCK ON!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ohhhhh that was classic

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skip_sparks wrote:I hope the bitch fell down and broke her hip, and then polar bears came along and ate her with cold bottles of Coca-Cola

Because nothing goes better with old lady flesh then a fresh cold Coke

that actually made sense considering polar bears were used in Coca-Cola commercials during the holidays. back then at least.

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