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It appears she's gone missing, and just in time for the holidays. This is the best Christmas EVER!

Let the sarcastic answers relating to pornography and prostitution commence.

Merry Christmas! :D

i hired her as a prostitute, but relized she would be great for my porno movie...

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

She's gone? Good for you man, now you can have freaky orgies with your elves. ROCK ON!

Edited on 11/19/2008 @ 04:01:PM pst
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maybe ill look her up need some one to play with my BALLS.:-)

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donkeykong57 wrote:She's gone? Good for you man, know you can have freaky orgies with your elves. ROCK ON!

I've been eying a chubby, girl-voiced one named Gideon.

Merry Christmas! :D

Santa_Claus wrote:
donkeykong57 wrote:She's gone? Good for you man, know you can have freaky orgies with your elves. ROCK ON!
I've been eying a chubby, girl-voiced one named Gideon.

picz or it didnt happen

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

Santa_Claus wrote:It appears she's gone missing, and just in time for the holidays. This is the best Christmas EVER!Let the sarcastic answers relating to pornography and prostitution commence.

shes going out on a date......................... shes going out with me can you dig it? and shes gona have a good time... can you dig that!?!
Edited on 11/19/2008 @ 04:12:PM pst
trying to give gamers all the BASIC EXPECTED features that Microsoft has set the trend for.

iamthegamepro wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:It appears she's gone missing, and just in time for the holidays. This is the best Christmas EVER!Let the sarcastic answers relating to pornography and prostitution commence.

shes on a date......................... shes going out with me and shes gona have a good time... ya dig?! yeah shes going out with daddy.

i thought you were seeing shammons mom, was she just a piece of ass?

im going to make a move on her if u dont mind...

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

Santa_Claus wrote:It appears she's gone missing, and just in time for the holidays. This is the best Christmas EVER!

Let the sarcastic answers relating to pornography and prostitution commence.

I'm holding her for ransom you BASTARD. This is revenge for not getting me that Nintendo Wii I asked you for last Christmas! If you ever want to see her again, in one piece, you will meet my demands and get me that Wii by Christmas morning. Also, for every day you bring it to me late after that day, I'm severing ONE body part and Fed-Exing you it until there's nothing left, but a bloody, wrinkly torso of an old lady.

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gamiac2002 wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:It appears she's gone missing, and just in time for the holidays. This is the best Christmas EVER!Let the sarcastic answers relating to pornography and prostitution commence.

I'm holding her for ransom you BASTARD. This is revenge for not getting me that Nintendo Wii I asked you for last Christmas! If you ever want to see her again, in one piece, you will meet my demands and get me that Wii by Christmas morning. Also, for every day you bring it to me late after that day, I'm severing ONE body part and Fed-Exing you it until there's nothing left, but a bloody, wrinkly torso of an old lady.

Santa's List of Christmas Deliveries

Bring darealdaddyknowsbest an Xbox 360, laugh
Bring Fat_bot another six sackfuls of games (leave in usual spot)
Bring S4NDM4N an inferior rip-off of the Grand Theft Auto series
Bring gamiac2002 a Nintendo Wii
Bring THEALFOO an new closet to hide in

Merry Christmas! :D

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