My Pitch a BAD Movie Idea thread was somewhat popular with the forum users, so I thought I would make another thread like it.

I hate reality TV. Nothing bores the crap out of me more than watching a bunch of (seemingly) shallow people do the same shit ordinary people do any day of the week while they talk about nothing and brood about the same problems everyone else has. Reality TV is either uninspired and hollow, and in the rare cases where it seems more inspired, it often turns out to be staged/scripted.

If you think you have a more inspired idea for reality TV, pitch it here (like my other thread, this is a hypothetical excercise for your creativity, so it most certainly won't be made).

A few ideas of my own:

1. Release a bunch of violent criminals from prison into the greater Los Angeles area (preferably in the upper-class white man's kingdom such as Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Hollywood, Santa Barbara, Orange County and Malibu) and have them stalk all the shallow, pretentious people who live there (but only the shallow, pretentious people). Call it The Hillz Have Eyes.

2. Evacuate the population of Orange County, then have a bunch of shallow dickheads take shelter in the Big Brother house as the area gets hit with a cobalt bomb. Then, film them as they live out their last days on Earth under a cloud of radioactive fallout. Call it On the Laguna Beach.

3. This idea would probably fall under the staged reality TV category, but is nonetheless more inspired than most of the shit on TV. It's a survivalist show, like Survivorman and Man Vs. Wild. But instead of showing you the things you should do in a survival situation, he shows you the things you should NOT do-- and suffers the consequences. This is more of a spoof of reality TV, like Reno 911.

I say we take a que from the creators of reality TV, the Romans.

We build a big Colosseum, and have death-row inmates fight to the death for our entertainment.

Who's with me!!!!!!!!?

Shammon wrote:

Zexion_VI_OrgXIII wrote:GamePro Forums, the show...End of thread, ol.

I'd be the guy that punches shammon in the face and gets kicked out in the first episode.

The Running Man, Richard Bachman/Stephen King Version, not Arnold Schwartzneggar's...I would watch that.