What?! I can't get a fish drunk here in Ohio. My plan has been foiled!
At least I cannot get arrested on Sunday or the Fourth of July.
joe14636
these must be made up:
1.alot of them repeat
2.some of those dont make sense such as its illegal to have moustraps without a hunting lisence in california(then why do they still sell them to the public?)
3.its illegal to have caller id?
must be fake
joe14636
MKDrifter wrote:Killswitch wrote:
Shammon wrote:
diablo2lod wrote:in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...
All we have are Self serve stations...Same in Washington.
And Minnesota.
lucky we have to do it ourselves
bluer57
joe14636 wrote:these must be made up:1.alot of them repeat
2.some of those dont make sense such as its illegal to have moustraps without a hunting lisence in california(then why do they still sell them to the public?)
3.its illegal to have caller id?
must be fake
yes it is all a joke.
Killswitch
joe14636 wrote:MKDrifter wrote:
Killswitch wrote:
Shammon wrote:
diablo2lod wrote:in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...
All we have are Self serve stations...Same in Washington.
And Minnesota.
lucky we have to do it ourselves
*facepalm*
Forerunner
Its illegal for me to have sex with a porcupine? <:(
Sir what?! Were you about to call me an ASSHOLE!?
nintendoes
New York's no drinking alcohol in public laws SUCK!!!
You've been owned by Nintendoes.
RoadHeadSelf
I'd have to read the laws myself from a legit site before I believe them.
" You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.nyc law.............THIS ONE IS USEFULL!.. HMMPH
maybe they need to enforce this one.
trying to give gamers all the BASIC EXPECTED features that Microsoft has set the trend for.
KidKenobi
In arizona
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
" Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West).
" Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
" Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
" Due to a typographical error in the Tempe, Ariz., code, a shooting range can be run by the "Amateur Crapshooting Association."
" Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.
" Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
" Hunting camels is prohibited.
" In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down.
" In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
" It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
" It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
" It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
" Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.
" Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
" Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
" Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
" Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
" Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
" There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
" Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
" When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
" When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
" You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
