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Soooooo, I can get away with any of this stuff?

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Im'ma get a concealed handgun license! :D

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Well here are some of Washington's stupid laws:

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

All lollipops are banned.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

It is illegal to pretend that ones parents are rich

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

"Metal is so simple, all you gotta do is gargle with battery acid and treat your instruments like cheap hookers"

" A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
" A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
" Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's chest in Omaha, Nebraska.
" If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
" In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
" It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
" It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
" It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
" It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room.
" Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold
" Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
" The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
" Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

Edited on 10/13/2008 @ 03:43:PM pst
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KarlB wrote:" A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
" A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
" Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's chest in Omaha, Nebraska.
" If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
" In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
" It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
" It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
" It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
" It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room.
" Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold
" Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
" The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
" Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

LMAO as if anyone in their right mind would do that anyway.

Edited on 10/13/2008 @ 03:49:PM pst
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in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...

"You find the line by crossing it."

diablo2lod wrote:in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...

It's the same thing in New Jersey. No wonder why people are so fat around here.

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Illinois:
"Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth
Crete: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog; Cars may not be driven through the town.
In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
Ottawa: Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense

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Shammon wrote:
diablo2lod wrote:in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...

All we have are Self serve stations...

Same in Washington.

"Metal is so simple, all you gotta do is gargle with battery acid and treat your instruments like cheap hookers"

Killswitch wrote:
Shammon wrote:
diablo2lod wrote:in Oregon its against the law to pump your own gas....... its funny cause we don't have any self serve gas stations... apparently they think we are all too dumb to pump our own gas...

All we have are Self serve stations...

Same in Washington.

And Minnesota.

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