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So I'm drinking a beer (or 6) and enjoying Resistance and the LBP and Home betas on my PS3 (which is plugged into the front of my TV) while also switching every now and then to play Gears of War and CoD 4 on my 360 (which is plugged into the back of my TV) and I can't tell you how much fun I'm having, apart from the drinking.

I honestly feel sorry for fanboys. I literally cannot wait until the release of Resistance 2 and Killzone 2, and at the same time I anticipate the release of Gears of War 2. What does it feel like to be a fanboy? Would I be grumpy all the time because my console isn't winning the war or because it's not in every home in every country?

After a long 2 minutes of thinking, I've decided that fanboys must feel like shit. I'm sure Spiky appreciates games like Gears, Mass Effect and Halo but is filled with "too much" pride. He can't openly say, "I like Halo" because we all would reply, "AhhHAHAH, you caved you little pussy bitch!!!". Think of Spiky as a homo, he enjoys the cock but doesn't want to tell anybody, but someday he'll open up to the world... of gay men.

So, I advice everyone, buy all the systems and games you can. I currently own a PS3, 360, Wii and PSP (also an Atari and a few other retro consoles). I recommend owning more than one system because its so much fun. If I'm playing on my PS3 and need to do a quick installation, I hit input on my remote and BAM, I'm playing the NCAA demo on my 360. I feel blessed and filled with knowledge because I'm capable of playing every video game released (except for the DS, which was stolen).

Enjoy video games for what they are, not for exclusive rights or technical specs.

drunken rant/off.

"That was the reaffirmation of life" -- Gene Kelly in reference to his famous 'Singing in the Rain' number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter/AIM: tehDonkeyKong

2 long minutes?

I'm not drunk, but I do enjoy multiplatform gaming on my 360 and Wii. I agree with about 95% of your post. All that about Spiky is just your personal opinion.

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donkeykong57 wrote:So I'm drinking a beer (or 6) and enjoying Resistance and the LBP and Home betas on my PS3 (which is plugged into the front of my TV) while also switching every now and then to play Gears of War and CoD 4 on my 360 (which is plugged into the back of my TV) and I can't tell you how much fun I'm having, apart from the drinking.

I honestly feel sorry for fanboys. I literally cannot wait until the release of Resistance 2 and Killzone 2, and at the same time I anticipate the release of Gears of War 2. What does it feel like to be a fanboy? Would I be grumpy all the time because my console isn't winning the war or because it's not in every home in every country?

After a long 2 minutes of thinking, I've decided that fanboys must feel like shit. I'm sure Spiky appreciates games like Gears, Mass Effect and Halo but is filled with "too much" pride. He can't openly say, "I like Halo" because we all would reply, "AhhHAHAH, you caved you little pussy bitch!!!". Think of Spiky as a homo, he enjoys the cock but doesn't want to tell anybody, but someday he'll open up to the world... of gay men.

So, I advice everyone, buy all the systems and games you can. I currently own a PS3, 360, Wii and PSP (also an Atari and a few other retro consoles). I recommend owning more than one system because its so much fun. If I'm playing on my PS3 and need to do a quick installation, I hit input on my remote and BAM, I'm playing the NCAA demo on my 360. I feel blessed and filled with knowledge because I'm capable of playing every video game released (except for the DS, which was stolen).

Enjoy video games for what they are, not for exclusive rights or technical specs.

drunken rant/off.

Fucking awesome!! You're rant goes real good with the song "nuthing but a G thang" by Dr. Dre, I was listening to it while reading your rant... LoL... Like this and like that and like this and Uhh

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ETito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I do enjoy multiplatform gaming on my 360 and Wii. I agree with about 95% of your post. All that about Spiky is just your personal opinion.

So just chill... till the next episode

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minnasouljah wrote:2 long minutes?

Yeah, fanboys don't deserve much more than 2 minutes of consideration.

ETito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I do enjoy multiplatform gaming on my 360 and Wii. I agree with about 95% of your post. All that about Spiky is just your personal opinion.

I love gaming on my Wii too, but Nintendo has been slacking lately. I haven't played my Wii since Strong Bad was first released. Although I read somewhere that Mario Golf was added to the VC library. I just might have to turn the thing on tomorrow. I have at least $200 invested on my Wii's memory.

Yeah, its not literally my personal opinion, he's just a big douche bag.

"That was the reaffirmation of life" -- Gene Kelly in reference to his famous 'Singing in the Rain' number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter/AIM: tehDonkeyKong

They should be ignored, not pitied.

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RadeSix wrote:
ETito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I do enjoy multiplatform gaming on my 360 and Wii. I agree with about 95% of your post. All that about Spiky is just your personal opinion.
So just chill... till the next episode

Lol, the next episode?

Next week and GP forum, DK goes to a bar and meets a RROD victim. Can he persuade the guy to give the 360 another chance? Find out next week, don't miss it.

The answer to the preview is I didn't even have to try, why? Because the 360 is worth the RROD

"That was the reaffirmation of life" -- Gene Kelly in reference to his famous 'Singing in the Rain' number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter/AIM: tehDonkeyKong

vongaurd wrote:They should be ignored, not pitied.

If anything they should be pointed at and insulted. But then again, being ignored does hurt...sniff... sniff

"That was the reaffirmation of life" -- Gene Kelly in reference to his famous 'Singing in the Rain' number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter/AIM: tehDonkeyKong

RadeSix wrote:
donkeykong57 wrote:So I'm drinking a beer (or 6) and enjoying Resistance and the LBP and Home betas on my PS3 (which is plugged into the front of my TV) while also switching every now and then to play Gears of War and CoD 4 on my 360 (which is plugged into the back of my TV) and I can't tell you how much fun I'm having, apart from the drinking.I honestly feel sorry for fanboys. I literally cannot wait until the release of Resistance 2 and Killzone 2, and at the same time I anticipate the release of Gears of War 2. What does it feel like to be a fanboy? Would I be grumpy all the time because my console isn't winning the war or because it's not in every home in every country?

After a long 2 minutes of thinking, I've decided that fanboys must feel like shit. I'm sure Spiky appreciates games like Gears, Mass Effect and Halo but is filled with "too much" pride. He can't openly say, "I like Halo" because we all would reply, "AhhHAHAH, you caved you little pussy bitch!!!". Think of Spiky as a homo, he enjoys the cock but doesn't want to tell anybody, but someday he'll open up to the world... of gay men.

So, I advice everyone, buy all the systems and games you can. I currently own a PS3, 360, Wii and PSP (also an Atari and a few other retro consoles). I recommend owning more than one system because its so much fun. If I'm playing on my PS3 and need to do a quick installation, I hit input on my remote and BAM, I'm playing the NCAA demo on my 360. I feel blessed and filled with knowledge because I'm capable of playing every video game released (except for the DS, which was stolen).

Enjoy video games for what they are, not for exclusive rights or technical specs.

drunken rant/off.

Fucking awesome!! You're rant goes real good with the song "nuthing but a G thang" by Dr. Dre, I was listening to it while reading your rant... LoL... Like this and like that and like this and Uhh

That's because me and Dr. Dre are like THIS.

"That was the reaffirmation of life" -- Gene Kelly in reference to his famous 'Singing in the Rain' number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter/AIM: tehDonkeyKong

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