Everybody Loves Chuck Norris

"Collectively gamers and game designers all believe wholeheartedly that the best is yet to come." - Todd Eckert, North America director for Eutechnyx

Here, I'll start:

Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands, and when he left, it became known as The Islands.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Aluru wrote:Don't we have Chuck Norris joke threads already?

Shut up foo!! Wait, that isn't right....

I fucking despise Chuck Norris.

But, if these jokes float other peoples' boats....I'll stay quiet.

Trump89 wrote:I fucking despise Chuck Norris.

But, if these jokes float other peoples' boats....I'll stay quiet.

LIES!!!

One day, while walking through the desert a venomous cobra bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

chuck norris stole all these jokes off me www.myspace.com/hadizgreat

btw...anyone see chuck tear Ariana Huffington a new one on CNN?

Chuck Norris doesn't make money, money pays him.

Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee in the movie Return of the Dragon.