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Here, I'll start:

Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands, and when he left, it became known as The Islands.

This user is completely without Sig... Sigless. Not at all Siggy wit' it. This is an ex-Sig.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

All your game are belong to us.

Aluru wrote:Don't we have Chuck Norris joke threads already?

Shut up foo!! Wait, that isn't right....

All your game are belong to us.

I fucking despise Chuck Norris.

But, if these jokes float other peoples' boats....I'll stay quiet.

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Trump89 wrote:I fucking despise Chuck Norris.

But, if these jokes float other peoples' boats....I'll stay quiet.

LIES!!!

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One day, while walking through the desert a venomous cobra bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

"Metal is so simple, all you gotta do is gargle with battery acid and treat your instruments like cheap hookers"

chuck norris stole all these jokes off me www.myspace.com/hadizgreat

I am Hadi You shall worship my Awesomeness

btw...anyone see chuck tear Ariana Huffington a new one on CNN?

I am Hadi You shall worship my Awesomeness

Chuck Norris doesn't make money, money pays him.

http://www.youtube.com/koolaid123481

Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee in the movie Return of the Dragon.

It's better for people to tell you how great you are than for you to tell them how great you are.

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