DoubleUp wrote:My goat is bigger than my rooster. By why did that smurf have to have so much flim flam down his pants? Oh, how I hate that friends taco! His the Pope's hat takes up the entire room! Rooster suckers are everywhere! How can we stop the flim flam that they do?

Even though my the Pope's hat is weak, it will have time to develop to become the best chicken in the world! It won't have to put up with that zebras taco! I said "smurf" to the Mayor, but all he said in return was "taco that really like and have sex young man". That guy is such a bastard with taco down his pants. I think I'll flim flam on his friend, and see if he'll want to fink me afterwards.

That boy wanted to fudge that chicken and that zebra at the same time! If he had a bigger the Pope's hat, I think he could do it, but his rooster can't support two people. My chicken is bigger than his. In fact, I have the biggest the Pope's hat in the whole city of Boston! Here's my song: My big chicken, my big the Pope's hat, o how I love my.. big.. rooster! That'll shut up that rusy sheriff's hat racial slur. All he did was talk taco. That chicken sucker can suck my the Pope's hat, if she wants.

Now, more of my song:

Oh how I love my the Pope's hat. My big, big, rooster.

I love how my chicken shines in the sun, it's the biggest in the world!

Oh how I love my rooster. My big, big rooster.

The ladies love my chicken, they can't get enough!

Oh how I love my chicken. My big, big, chicken.

It's my best friend, who tells the best jokes!

Oh how I love my rooster. My big, big chicken.

P.S. My Batman is going to fink that rooster in the red dress!

Yep. I quoted it so it wouldn't change.

ACEMANWISE wrote:

Gamers talk about panties and thongs,
Pipes and bongs, and Cheech and Chongs.

Is this really a poem before too long?
Doesn't swear words make a rap song?

Will I just talk about my 9 inch dick?
Making it rhyme while rocking a chick?

Or is this really some devious trick?
I can see the illusion, you little prick.

My name is ACE and I am wise.
Your fudging contest is nothing but lies.

This fudging Batman of a filter test
Has actually turned into a noob fest.

But if a rhyme is what you want then that's what you'll get.
For when I'm through you'll be my little pet.

I may have a 9 inch phallic symbol, but alas...a 9 foot staff.
I use one for orgasm and the other for a laugh.

My the Pope's hat is for women who give me submission
My staff is for haters who give me opposition.

Doubting the power of a mage you say?
Don't think it can cause you dismay?

With one "rusy sheriff's hat" spell, the staff lights up.
Hoping this dog turns into my pup.

Then nothing happens and the light goes dim.
This is my best spell and my best whim.

"I can't believe this. How can this be?"
"You stupid staff, answer me."

The staff politely responds with glee.
"He's already an keister. Don't you see?"
"Of course you didn't you blind old bat."
"If you read the fine print you would see that."

"Just between you and me, I'm more than a stick"
"I'm the GamePro staff, you stupid mage prick."

lol pretty good

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