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Anyone got any original Chuck Norris jokes, i want to laugh( i know its pretty hard now because all the good ones are taken but all im asking is to try)

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Chuck norris takes baths in the Bermuda Triangle, now you know why nobody returns.

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When the boogie man goes to sleep, he check his closet for chuck Norris.

My mom says im cool
The universe keeps expanding because it wants to get away from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does push-ups,he moves the earth. Gamers teabag, Chuck Norris potatoe-sacks.

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CanibalMonkey wrote:The universe keeps expanding because it wants to get away from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does push-ups,he moves the earth. Gamers teabag, Chuck Norris potatoe-sacks.

the potatoe sack one was hilarious

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i chucks house there are no windows, just huge holes in the wall.

when chuck goes to mcdonalds and asks fora whopper, he gets one

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I don't have any jokes but you can find ads on the web from back in the day for Chuck Norris jeans. The ads are pretty funny. He had his own line of jeans. The ad features him doing this spin kick. I think the idea was that they stretched. Of course there's always total gym.

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when the sun becomes a red giant chuck norris will roundhouse kick it and knock it back to being the sun

I'm not perfect but i don't make mistakes twice.
umm i have a story... in english class we were talking about poetry and how music is poetry and our teacher brought in the smash mouth song... you know the one that was all
some body once told me the world was gonna role me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
welll she said it was talking bout can't habe street smarts and book smarts and some one said.... well chuck norris does....

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