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Since we are all about repetition, lets at least get a kick out of Friday

Give the best Chuck Norris facts you can find/come up with!

Here we go

Chuck Norris beat the IBM Big Blue computer at chess in 3 moves. He had only a pawn, the thimble, and a checker.

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Chuck norris was walking down the street and a blind man accidently kicked his shoe.

Chuck norris then shouted, don't you know who I am? I am chuck norris!

The sound of chucks voice cured the mans blindness, to bad the only thing he seen was a spin kick to his jaw breaking his neck killing him.

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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Awesome. Good stuff!

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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everytime chuck norris has sex he has to fix the hole in the wall the next morning

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

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There is no hair on chuck norris's testicles. Hair does not grow on steel.

When chuck norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

Chuck norris knows the muffin man.

Chuck norris does not sleep, he waits.

Chuck norris's blood could cure cancer. Chuck norris never bleeds.

Chuck norris knows a word that rhymes with orange. 3, actually.

Don't get on your high horse, you'll fall off eventually.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance, he can also do this to men.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.
Hahaha

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Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

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