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How The World Works Lately

Posted at 4:16:44 PM PDT Sunday October 18, 2009

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami he blames the resturant. If you smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk he blames the bartender. If kids are rebels people blame metal. If a crazy person breaks into the cockpit at 30000 feet up in the air and tries to kill the pilot but instead one of the passengers kill him the mother of the deceased crazy person blames the airline.

I don't understand the world as it is anymore...

So if I die with my fat ass parked in front of my computer I want you to all blame Bill Gates!

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