Tail Concerto

Just as the 3D platform genre was getting supersaturated, along comes Atlus' Tail Concerto, a charming game about cats, dogs, police-robos and bubble guns. It just goes to show that there's always room for one more.

Just as the 3D platform genre was getting supersaturated, along comes Atlus' Tail Concerto, a charming game about cats, dogs, police-robos and bubble guns. It just goes to show that there's always room for one more.

Walt Disney Meets Robocop
Tail Concerto is the tale of a strange and oddly captivating world where you find yourself in the role of Officer Waffle, a dogged robo-cop from the village of Porto. It seems a rowdy gang of cat-people with the unlucky moniker of the Black Cats Gang is causing trouble all over the world. You must hop into your robot suit and protect your fellow dog-people from the Black Cats. Along the way, you'll encounter mysteries about strange crystals, Iron Giants, and exactly why you're capturing kittens in bubbles and shoving them into your robo-suit. After the first hour or two of the game, you'll find yourself doing more and more jump puzzles and even a wee bit of exploration, with kitten-capturing thrown in as a breather.

Pastel Concerto
Graphically, Tail Concerto is simple but a bit rough on the edges, with big, blocky polygons and soft colors. Officer Waffle's robotic suit moves with more personality than you'll see in most 3D platformers these days, and the enemies range from helpless kittens to somewhat less-helpless kittens driving small orange tanks, with strange bosses that are generally huge and formidable. When a gigantic, six-legged cat-machine creeps toward you with an immense cannon on its back you know your nine lives just got reduced to one.

With a name like Tail Concerto, you'd expect the music to be phenomenal, and it is. Each area is accompanied by a wonderful musical score which helps to keep the game feeling mellow. Aside from the annoyingly cute whines of the kittens, the sounds in the game are top-notch. The police-robo's mechanical whirring and chugging sounds exactly as it should, and the voice acting is just campy enough to be fun.

Not as easily orchestrated are the game's controls. Well into the game, you'll find that the difficulty has suddenly shot skyward, and that the loose and fast controls of the police-robo are just too flighty to get anything done. What's really missing is camera control, as the camera remains behind Waffle for most of the game. Running in circles creates a whirlpool of blind angles as the camera chases Waffle's tail. More often than not, you won't see the enemy you're fighting, or you'll see nothing but that enemy. The controls are great for simplicity and speed, but fall short when you require precision.

Reigning Cats and Dogs
Tail Concerto is a strange, appealing and above-all harmless game that manages to be fun despite its obscure story and oft-frustrating control. If you're looking for a good platformer and just can't wait for Spyro 2, then give this one a shot. Here's your chance to kick some Tail.

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teh2Dgamer

Damn. Scarry Larry was the f***ing man when it came to turning a pun. He's the damn pun master.

Great review too. I personally love this game. he camera can be a pain, but small flaws aside, it's an awesome game, and it's totally underrated.

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