Rumble Roses

Rumble Roses: scantily clad women rolling in mud for your amusement. This one's gonna raise some eyebrows.

Wrestling. Mud. Humiliation Moves. If your hormones aren't raging already, just look at the screenshots. Rumble Roses is WWE meets DOA: a teenage boy's wet dream filled with "good girls" and "bad girls" getting down and dirty with each other.

Buried somewhere underneath the skin of this sizzling flesh-fest is a wrestling game, and it's shaping up to be a decent one at that. The preview build showed off the Roses', um, talents, including their patented Lethal and Humiliation moves. The controls performed fantastically, and matches felt both fast and strategic. Submission holds could be targeted at the head, body, legs, or arms. Each appendage has its own life meter: wear any one of them down in a submission hold and your opponent will give up.

At the outset, each of the 10 available wrestlers is either a Face (good girl) or a Heel (bad girl). A character's alter ego is unlocked by either beating Lady X (story mode) or fulfilling pre-match vows (exhibition mode). Gallery mode gives you a peepshow of the girls warming up in their UnderRoos.

If you're only buying Smackdown! for Bra and Panties, keep your eye on the Roses. It looks like it will provide a tight one- or two-player wrestling experience filled with sexy surprises. Besides, watching Rumble Roses in action is infinitely more enjoyable than an eye-full of The Rock's Speedo riding up on him.

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