Make fun of GamePro editors and win! Contest Closed.
- January 23, 2009 00:00 AM PST
GamePro editors can't help but stand awkwardly when hot women are around. Figure out the perfect insult for their pictures and win a free game!
When you've been to as many outlandish press events as we have at GamePro, you start to get bored of cliches. One such cliche (that we still love, mind you), is publishers trotting out hot models dressed up as characters from their videogames. So when D3 Publishing threw a party to hype their upcoming sex-fueled slasher OneChanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers event and had an area set up where attendees could have Polaroids taken with two gorgeous girls dressed as the game's heroes, the GamePro editors in attendance knew they had to step up their game. Instead of acting cool or trying to cop a feel like more people do, we decided to make the most awkward poses possible. We believe we've succeeded.
Below are the four photos we took at the event, ranked from most to least awkward. But we're not content with making fun of ourselves. We want you to make fun of us, and possibly win a free game in the process! Here are the rules: We've titled each picture from the event, and want you to come up your own title, too. You can only post once, but you can make fun of each picture in your post giving you four entries. Please don't post anything but your entries... anyone with multiple posts, even if only one is an entry, will be disqualified. Make sure to name the editor for each insult. The funniest entry for each picture win a random game from our library. Please keep the entries clean. While we're allowing you to rank on us, we don't want to see racist or homophobic insults. Contest ends Monday at 10AM PST. With that said, let the mockery begin!
Luis in the "I have to go clean myself" pose
Chris in the "I think those crab cakes were expired" pose
Patrick in the "I'm going to murder these women later" pose
Andy and Dave in the "Failed video game model tryout" pose
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- Jan 23 2009 at 06:35:06:PM PST
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Luis's fear of sharp swords and schoolgirls combine.
Chris experiences that "not so fresh" feeling.
Patrick takes posing directions from his mother (off-camera)
Dave wonders why supermodel leg feels like denim.
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-Luis's doctors told him that instead of the blood rushing into his "pant soldier" he was afflicted with a disease that caused the blood to instead flood his sphincter when arroused. The result is unpleasent to say the least. Nevermind hiding a physical reaction to an attractive lady, try covering up the smell of a dookie in your pants.
-The director wasnt sure about the storyline of two half naked chicks falling through a time portal and running into a man with a sword of flesh that later on defeats a demon and his minions when Chris raised his hand and stated. "dude its porn, does anyone even care if it makes sense?"
-Patrick once again proves that no man nor god can do as much harm as he can to his self image.
-A sorry excuse for Dave to be close to hot chicks. Or maybe just maybe it was someone elses affection that he was seeking.
God that felt good. Long live GP
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Chris
"I'm so proud of you girls! I raised you up just the way I wanted to. Your mother and I want to thank you for being such wonderful daughters. Make sure to be home by 10pm though..."
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Wow... some of the Gamepro editors are creepy. Keep your free game, I don't even know if that counts as making fun of you guys because im completely serious.
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luis in the she needs to go clean her finger pose.
chris says nevermind the hot chicks i just won a kill bill replica,now i just need it autographed.
patrick after holding a wii mote all day in the offices is having an after work meltdown,run co-workers run.
two hot chicks holding eachother brings naughty thoughts to mind,two world of warcraft nerds not so much
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Luis: is clearly prarie dogging pose
Chris: these girls aren't as hot as he thought they would be pose
Patrick: These girls will look great stuffed with cotton pose.
Andy and dave: still think they're college students pose.
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Luis in "Looky here mom I got two!"
Chris in "This is my happy face!"
Patrick in "I gots me 2 ladies and you gots none!"
Andy and Dave in "Double Date orama!"
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Luis is obviously beginning to have breathing trouble as he sees himself surrounded, Chris is like, "This is okay but I really like men," (jk Chris!), Patrick envisions himself in a threesome that ends in murder, and Andy and Dave hope to be America's Next Top Models. Male models.
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Andy and Dave are forced to perform Hari Kari (honorable suicide) for turning two hot bisexuals into just plain hot lesbians. Thank you Andy and Dave for ruining it for the rest of us. If you are going to turn women to the other side, do us a favor and do it with women we wouldn't want to wake up next to in a pile of our own alcohol-induced vomit. Yes, I'm looking at your Courtney Love and Amy Winehouse. Hell, why don't the four of you move to some remote island (preferrably where they do nuclear testing) and have your already to-be-deformed offspring there. At least this way you can all make it one of those drinking games where you take a shot when something happens. You know, when Jr's fingernails fall out you do a shot of Grey Goose, or when Skip eats one of his eyes you chug a beer. Or in your case, Zima. But don't ever let Winewhore or Love get sober, because if they ever TRUELY see what they wound up with, even they might shoot themselves and put them out of ALL of our miseries.
Nobgobblers.
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Luis thinks he will achieve his New Years Resolution with those models later tonight
Chris thought this is what a threesome is
Patrick is imagining the kinky things those models can do with that sword
Andy and Dave have deja vu of their school dances
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