Confirmed fake: Underage Xbox fan blows $30,000 on Halo, hookers and Oreos

  • by Jack Loftus
  • May 15, 2008 00:00 AM PST

One young (and now convicted) Xbox fan had the time of his life in Texas last week, leaving a trail of $30,000 in games, consoles, Oreos and high-price hookers in his wake.

Hookers aren't just for Grand Theft Auto IV...

Hookers aren't just for Grand Theft Auto IV...

UPDATE: This story has been confirmed as fake. But what a story it would have been...

A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his father's credit card and used it to order two $1,000 hookers has been convicted of fraud and was given a three year community service order and probation.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas, confessed and was convicted of using the stolen card to take his friends on a $30,000 spending spree. When police finally caught up the enterprising teen, he and his friends were playing Halo (which one was unspecified) on an Xbox with the two hookers in a Texas motel.

Police were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk, who had become concerned after delivering a stash of Dr. Pepper, Fritos and Oreos to the kids. When they asked where they could "score some chicks and were willing to pay," the clerk called police.

Police also recovered $3,000 in cash, a slew of electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console (with games), and the two local escort girls.

Sorry Niko, but you ain't got nothin' on these Texas party animals.

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goldberg_evan

ok lets see here...they spent $1,000 on each hooker but they were playing videogames instead? I know they are only 13 but thats fucking stupid.

goldberg_evan

italianstalion75 Posted at: 05/15/08 at 10:10 AM PST you know they're gonna blame GTA IV for this
Of course, and I'm sure Halo will get into trouble over this as well...but the parents, I'm sure nothing will happen to them

StormKing

Halo, hookers and oreos.............ok, I never thought of putting those three things together. * I was going to say Halo, hookers and oreos...oh my, but I thought that would be to corny :)*

Proteus23

that's is great!!!! oreo and hookers.. jesus is that a is that a commercial.... it starts out with some kid plowing the heck out of a whore.. and then right when he blows his load he turns over and untwist an oreo..

BlazetheHaze

I would KILL my kid if he stole my credit card & then went & spent $30,000!!!! But the article did make me laugh tho....... Also that Clerk is an A$$hole for ratting them out.

AndresON777

That must be the best way to play Halo, while a hooker is going down on you...

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