Top 20 Missions to Love Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (page 3)
- July 25, 2006 11:18 AM PST
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10. Karmageddon
Crazy Taxi!
Starting off the final 10 missions of the countdown, we return to the roots of Grand Theft Auto. Driving and causing destruction! The concept couldn't be any more basic - grab a fire truck and destroy stuff. Run down pedestrians, flip over cars, shove other cars into the water, and make cars flip and spin as you speed up and down the roads hitting anything and everything you can find. Cause enough mayhem and you've only one thing left to do . . . . destroy the fire truck! This mission is a great stress relief, particularly after you've finished the fireman missions. Perhaps the next installment in the series will find a way to combine the two.
09. Taking The Peace
One in a million
You won't find this type of mission anywhere else in the GTA series. While you sit safely in a van at the hospital, you will control a car being driven by Paulie Sindacco via satellite. At the right moment, you press the button and take over his car. Now Paulie sits helplessly behind the wheel of his car as you use it to drive over and kill a large group of his friends. The only thing missing from this level is that you don't get to see the look on Paulie's face. The delay in the steering due to it being done by satellite takes some getting used to, but this is one of those missions you don't mind doing more than once.
08. LC Confidential
Kill the rat
A reporter has got the goods on you, and he's going to tell the FBI all about it, so like any badass worth his salt is going to do, you're going to steal an FBI car and get to the reporter first. You'll bust on in to a crime scene (with lots of money lying around), grab an FBI car and drive it right off like you own the place. Ok, so not quite. You'll get a wanted level and they'll chase you. Apparently they are picky about their cars. Get away successfully and meet with this informant and because of his shrewd investigative skills, he'll soon figure out you're not the FBI. That's too bad for him, because that means he must die and you must take the information yourself. Grab it and elude the chase and your secrets are once again safe.
07. The Guns Of Leone
Don't try this at home kids
Salvatore is mad. Really mad! He wants revenge and he's going to the streets himself to take care of the problem. You're there to make sure he doesn't get in over his head. You get a free sniper rifle, a nice cozy roof to perch upon and even an adrenaline pill to snack on while you guard your boss from above. Eventually you have to come down off the roof and shoot face to face, but not before you have picked off many a clueless Sindacco goon. Try not to shoot your boss or his friends. Aim for the head. That's just cinematic entertainment!
06. Snappy Dresser
This is what meth does to you Nothin' says lovin' like a big, fat, sweaty guy in a diaper. This level isn't long, nor is it hard. It's just funny! You've got to prove to your mom that her boyfriend is a complete pervert. You head to the safe house, grab your camera and take off in search of Casa the Sausage guy (yeah, there's a joke there!). You follow him around town and watch as he picks up a few hookers and sneaks off to a quiet spot in the woods under the Callahan Bridge. You creep up in the bushes, and when he hops out of the van wearing a diaper and sucking on a pacifier, you snap a few good pictures with the camera. Caught in all his twisted glory, Casa runs away and you take your evidence back to Ma Cipriani. You spend the next 10 minutes wondering whether you're more disturbed that you just watched a fat guy in a diaper chase hookers, or that your mom didn't find this behavior in the least bit offensive.
