Conker?s Bad Fur Day (Page 10)
- April 29, 2003 12:58 PM PST
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Ladies and Gentlemen?we present the final act.
The Windmill?s Dead
You?ll find that the war has left the once happy-ish land a ruinous wreck. Mrs. Bee?s hive is destroyed, debris is lying everywhere. Climb up to the top of the hill where Mr. Barrel used to sit by the Windmill, and you?ll find a gaping hole where it once stood. Head down inside, and Mafia Weasel will make you an offer you can?t refuse.
Enter the Vertex
The awesome hallway scene from The Matrix - Conker style! What you?ve got to do is very straightforward, but it?ll take a few tries since it mostly relies on your ability to aim. All you do is get behind a pillar on a Context Sensitive platform, wait for the Weasels to show up, and then press B. Time will slow down, and you?ll leap across the screen in super-slow Bullet Time.
Use the analog stick to aim your crosshairs at the weasels, and when they turn red, press Z to shoot them. You?ll land behind the pillar on the other side?so just repeat your Bullet Time slow-mo leaps until all the weasels in the group are killed. When you finish off a group, another laser barrier comes down, meaning it?s time to run up the hall a little further for more of the same. Eventually, you?ll reach the end of the hall and find yourself in the bank vault, where a million dollars awaits you! Smack three of the countless bundles of cash with you frying pan, then pick them up (you will now have $1,000,000), and then the final battle will ensue.
The Vault
Well, well, well, if it isn?t the final battle with the Queen Alien from Aliens? First thing you?ll want to do is run over the switch below the King?s throne. Jump up, pull it, and watch everything?except the Alien?get sucked out the airlock. It also opens up a door which contains a handy dandy Lifter/Crusher/Alien Wrestling Robot Suit --- just like the one Ripley used to wear! So what are you waiting for? Go get it!
Now that you?re decked out in Ripley brand robo-wear, it?s time to kick some Alien ass. Be brave. Walk right up to the Alien?s face. If she leans sideways, she?s winding up to do a tail swipe. Just press A to jump up out of the way. If she leans back, she?s about to lunge--hold down Z and you?ll block the attack?and daze her in the process!
After you successfully dodge one of her attacks, it?s time go for the KO. Quickly press B repeatedly to do a 4-Hit combo, knocking her out cold. It?s a lot easier to do this is you just blocked her lunge using Z and she?s dazed, so if you?re patient you may want to wait for her to do that before trying to attack.
OK, she?s unconscious. So now what? Ever play Super Mario 64? Remember how you defeat Bowser--by running behind him, grabbing his tail, and then rotating the control stick so you spin him around and hurl him out of the arena? Well?that?s exactly what you do here. Walk behind the unconscious Queen Alien and you?ll automatically grab her tail. Now, start to spin the control stick in a circle. It?s pretty forgiving, so speed isn?t as important as steadiness. The Queen?s claws will try to clutch the floor, throwing little white sparks into the air. As soon as those claw-sparks disappear, you know you have enough speed to hurl her with the B button (otherwise, without enough speed, you just drop her). Press the B button when she?s lined up with the airlock, and you?ll throw her outside. Repeat that 3 times, and?well?game over, man. Game over.
End Cutscene
It?s the game?s ending. You can watch it whenever you want. What, you think we?re gonna explain it to you? Beat it yourself.
Now #$%& off.
